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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Jan 16, 2021

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======================================================================= || || || The FORTUNE-COOKIE program is soon to be a Major Motion Picture! || || Watch for it at a theater near you next...

PLAYGIRL, Inc...
PLAYGIRL, Inc. Philadelphia, Pa. 19369 Dear Sir: Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body...

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FROM THE DESK OF ...
FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy

FROM THE DESK OF ...
FROM THE DESK OF Rapunzel Dear Prince: Use ladder tonight -- you're splitting my ends.

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