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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Jan 17, 2020

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you...
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.

Even a cabbage may look at a king.
Even a cabbage may look at a king.


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