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Jun 24, 2018

You can learn many things from children. How much patience...
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. -- Franklin P. Jones

You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting...
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN. -- Alan Perlis

You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You can take all the impact that science considerations have...
You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart. -- F. Allen


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