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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe this incredible collection. Not only
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Today's Fortunes

Feb 23, 2020

People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before...
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make...
People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.

People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.
People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.

People don't change; they only become more so.
People don't change; they only become more so.

People don't make the same mistake twice -- they make it three...
People don't make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times, four times...


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