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Sep 23, 2020

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process...
There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over. -- David Nichols

There is more to life than increasing its speed...
There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Mahatma Gandhi

There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation...
There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering. -- Cato

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy...
There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana

There is no sin but ignorance. -- Christopher...
There is no sin but ignorance. -- Christopher Marlowe


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