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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe this incredible collection. Not only
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Jan 21, 2021

1 bulls, 3 cows.
1 bulls, 3 cows.


40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.

A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He...
A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He was going to make a long-distance caw.

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From...
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!] -- Medieval prayer

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