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If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on...

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:08:56 -0500

If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on the freeway for
no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

Occasionally also, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some...

If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in...

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:08:56 -0500

If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy
more seats.

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a...

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:08:56 -0500

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a car that was powered
by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, and
available freely - but only 5 percent of the people would use it.

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would...

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:08:56 -0500

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much
slower.

If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning...

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:08:56 -0500

If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would
be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.