http://motd.ambians.com/daily-fortunes.php/name/today Quotes, aphorisms, maxims, adages & proverbs - Fortune Cookies from Linux-Unix sources en-us Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 home_url feed_url rss2-feed-creator v2.1 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 86400 http://motd.ambians.com/includes/site-images/valid-rss.png http://motd.ambians.com/daily-fortunes.php/name/today Image - Quotes, aphorisms, maxims, adages & proverbs - Fortune Cookies from Linux-Unix sources Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting...]]> http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/72 http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/72 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys! -- Ma Barker]]> http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/73 http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/73 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth. It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.]]> http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/74 http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/74 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.]]> http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/75 http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/75 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500 Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.]]> http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/76 http://motd.ambians.com/quotes.php/name/linux_kids/toc_id/1-1-14/s/76 Sun, 20 May 2012 00:34:02 -0500