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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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Whether you can hear it or not
The Universe is laughing behind your back
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.
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While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things,
The fate of empires and the fall of kings;
While quacks of State must each produce his plan,
And even children lisp the Rights of Man;
Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention,
The Rights of Woman merit some attention.
-- Robert Burns, Address on "The Rights of Woman",
November 26, 1792
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While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
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While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
-- Edward Stevenson
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While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.