|Freebsd Fortunes: 1036 of 3566|
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they
-- Abraham Lincoln
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1037 of 3566|
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
-- Johnny Carson
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1038 of 3566|
For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model
a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do.
Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start
-- Brian McGroarty <firstname.lastname@example.org>
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1039 of 3566|
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1040 of 3566|
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1041 of 3566|
A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their
destitution of conscience.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1042 of 3566|
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1043 of 3566|
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS! #6
RAZORBACK: Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min.
One of the great Australian films of the early 1980's, and
arguably the best movie ever made about a large, man-eating
hog. Some violence. With Gregory Harrison.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1045 of 3566|
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samuri
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84