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Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the
-- Richard Nixon
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Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
will pick the wrong one.
If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it
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"Section 220.127.116.11 AWNS (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).
In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a
multiline message byte.
In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message
must be sent passive true.
The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:
(1) The ANRS if DAV is false
(2) The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:
(a) The LADS is active
(b) Nor LACS is active"
-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
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Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
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"See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a way ..."
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Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills.
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Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
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From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
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Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would
notify you if the record has pornographic material or
material glorifying violence?"
Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me."
Frank Zappa: "I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's
legs on the album cover is good indication that it's
not for little Johnny."
-- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock
lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985