Freebsd Fortunes: 1915 of 3566 |
Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1916 of 3566 |
Liar, n.:
A lawyer with a roving commission.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1917 of 3566 |
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1918 of 3566 |
LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)
Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your
desire for filthy lucre and a decent meal. Be gracious and
polite. Someone is watching you, so stop staring like that.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1919 of 3566 |
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with
reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.
Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most
Libra women are prostitutes. All Libra people die of venereal
disease.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1920 of 3566 |
Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1921 of 3566 |
Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1922 of 3566 |
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1923 of 3566 |
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1924 of 3566 |
"Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless."
-- Flaubert
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