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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life
forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches
are a pretty neat idea ...
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Fats Loves Madelyn
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Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions ...
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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you
live.
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Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.
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Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.
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Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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