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Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
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Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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Gray's Law of Programming:
`n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
time as `n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
`n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `n' trivial tasks.
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Great minds run in great circles.
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Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic
tickets.
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Greener's Law:
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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Grelb's Reminder:
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
average drivers.
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"Grub first, then ethics."
-- Bertolt Brecht
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Gurmlish, n.:
The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his
mouth.
-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"
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