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We're only in it for the volume.
-- Black Sabbath
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Westheimer's Discovery:
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.
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Wethern's Law:
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
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We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center
of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week,
but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
-- Andy Rooney
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"What are we going to do?"
"Me, I'm examining the major Western religions. I'm looking for
something that's soft on morality, generous with holidays, and has a
short initiation period."
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"What are you doing?"
"Examining the world's major religions. I'm looking for something
that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short
initiation period."
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
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What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
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