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Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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"Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the
Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact
that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately
unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep
up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
-- A analysis of Neo-Nazis, from "The Badger" comic
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Freebsd Fortunes: 345 of 3566 |
Air is water with holes in it
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Freebsd Fortunes: 346 of 3566 |
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed
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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 348 of 3566 |
Alden's Laws:
(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 349 of 3566 |
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 350 of 3566 |
Alex Haley was adopted!
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Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 352 of 3566 |
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
-- Peggy Joyce
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