Freebsd Fortunes: 1273 of 3566 |
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1274 of 3566 |
"Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed."
-- Neil Armstrong
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1275 of 3566 |
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1276 of 3566 |
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1277 of 3566 |
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1278 of 3566 |
"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1279 of 3566 |
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-- Elliot, "E.T."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1280 of 3566 |
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1281 of 3566 |
How doth the VAX's C compiler
Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it
Increase the system load.
How patiently it seems to run
And spit out error flags,
While users, with frustration, all
Tear their clothes to rags.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1282 of 3566 |
How doth the VAX's C-compiler
Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it
Increase the system load.
How patiently it seems to run
And spit out error flags,
While users, with frustration, all
Tear all their clothes to rags.
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