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Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together ...
-- Carl Zwanzig
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Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
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Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.
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Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been
discontinued.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 879 of 3566 |
During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with
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"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it."
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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E Pluribus Unix
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Eagleson's Law:
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more
months, might as well have been written by someone else. (Eagleson is
an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)
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