Freebsd Fortunes

"Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller
than the both put together."

Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check
three friends.  If they're OK, you're it.

Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well
anyhow and is certainly a damn fool.
                -- H. L. Mencken

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves
to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way
to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the
cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in
fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a
lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of
the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.
                -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"

Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off of the TV screen.

Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.

Pushing 40 is exercise enough.

Put no trust in cryptic comments.

Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.

Putt's Law:
        Technology is dominated by two types of people:
                Those who understand what they do not manage.
                Those who manage what they do not understand.