Freebsd Fortunes: 2519 of 3566 |
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2520 of 3566 |
"Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2521 of 3566 |
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
-- Ken Thompson
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2522 of 3566 |
Schapiro's Explanation:
The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
because they use more manure.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2523 of 3566 |
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2524 of 3566 |
Schlattwhapper, n.:
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2525 of 3566 |
Schnuffel, n.:
A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in
mixed company.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2526 of 3566 |
Schwiggle, n.:
The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a
pencil.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2527 of 3566 |
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made
of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts
is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincair'e
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Freebsd Fortunes: 2528 of 3566 |
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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