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Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides
by governors.
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Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
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Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 529 of 3566 |
Barach's Rule:
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own
physician.
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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
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Barometer, n.:
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.
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Baruch's Observation:
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high
taxes.
-- Will Rogers
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