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Bubble Memory, n.:
A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's
intelligence. See also "vacuum tube".
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Bucy's Law:
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
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Bug, n.:
An aspect of a computer program which exists because the
programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he
wrote the program.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
-- Ray Simard
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Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small
living girls.
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BULLWINKLE: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the
outfit."
GENERAL: "What does that make YOU?"
BULLWINKLE: "What else? An executive..."
-- Jay Ward
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Bumper sticker:
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British
manufacture"
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Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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Bureaucrat, n.:
A politician who has tenure.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
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Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a
sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again
perfectly balanced.
(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
-- Robert Burns
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