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Cynic, n.:
One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced
eye.
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Dare to be naive.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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Dave Mack: "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
Allen Gwinn: "Yours is."
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Dawn, n.:
The time when men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
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DCL-E-MEMBAD, bad memory
-SYSTEM-F-VMSPDGERS, pudding between the ears
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Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve. Success is also
easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to
improve.
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Dear Lord:
I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
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Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's
elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between
courses, is all right. Which is correct?
Gentle Reader:
For the purpose of answering examinations in your home
economics class, your teacher is correct. Catching on to this
principle of education may be of even greater importance to you now
than learning correct current table manners, vital as Miss Manners
believes that is.
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