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Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
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Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
-- Anatole France
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"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used
it."
-- Dave Barry
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Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
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Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good
offense!
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Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
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Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be
worse in Cleveland.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
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Renning's Maxim:
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
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Reporter, n.:
A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a
tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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