Freebsd Fortunes: 3544 of 3566 |
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a
taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a
minute and a huff.
-- Groucho Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3545 of 3566 |
"You'll never be the man your mother was!"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3546 of 3566 |
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3547 of 3566 |
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you
from enjoying it.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3548 of 3566 |
Your fault: core dumped
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3549 of 3566 |
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3550 of 3566 |
Your lucky color has faded.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3551 of 3566 |
Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3552 of 3566 |
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3553 of 3566 |
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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