Freebsd Fortunes: 3066 of 3566 |
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3067 of 3566 |
This fortune is false.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3068 of 3566 |
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3069 of 3566 |
"This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling
keys ..."
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"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT
DOG."
-- Bob Violence
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"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly,
because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under
which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has
"deregulated" the airline industry. What this means for you, the
consumer, is that the airlines are no longer required to follow any
rules whatsoever. They can show snuff movies. They can charge for
oxygen. They can hire pilots right out of Vending Machine Refill
Person School. They can conserve fuel by ejecting husky passengers
over water. They can ram competing planes in mid-air. These
innovations have resulted in tremendous cost savings which have been
passed along to you, the consumer, in the form of flights with
amazingly low fares, such as $29. Of course, certain restrictions do
apply, the main one being that all these flights take you to Newark,
and you must pay thousands of dollars if you want to fly back out.
-- Dave Barry, "Iowa -- Land of Secure Vacations"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3073 of 3566 |
This is an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3074 of 3566 |
This is for all ill-treated fellows
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3075 of 3566 |
"This is lemma 1.1. We start a new chapter so the numbers all go back
to one."
-- Prof. Seager, C&O 351
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