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"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer"
-- Senator Claghorn
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1828 of 3566 |
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1829 of 3566 |
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1830 of 3566 |
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
-- Tom Stoppard
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1831 of 3566 |
Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1832 of 3566 |
Jesus Saves,
Moses Invests,
But only Buddha pays Dividends.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1833 of 3566 |
Job Placement, n.:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1834 of 3566 |
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
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Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
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Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called
"Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do
anything loses.
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