Freebsd Fortunes 6

The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.

The three biggest software lies:

        1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
        2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from
                will fix the microcode.
        3: Beta test site?  No, *of course* you're not a beta test site.

The three laws of thermodynamics:
        (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
        (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
        (3) You can only break even at absolute zero.

THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND:

1) Where's the bathroom?
2) What time does the parade start?
3) Do you sell anything without that damn mouse on it?

The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing?  3. Does it know its place?
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

The three rules of international air travel:

(1)     Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used
        to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
(2)     Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you
        know *exactly* what you're doing.
(3)     Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

The thrill is here, but it won't last long
You'd better have your fun before it moves along...

The time for action is past!
Now is the time for senseless bickering.

The time is right to make new friends.

The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance
committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
                -- C.N. Parkinson