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Fuch's Warning:
        If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well
enough to travel.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1082 of 3566

Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
        Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1083 of 3566

Furbling, v.:
        Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1084 of 3566

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
                -- H. H. Williams
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1085 of 3566

Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1086 of 3566

G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.  One
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she says
`No,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.' And
that's your chance, my boy."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1087 of 3566

Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1088 of 3566

Garter, n.:
        An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her
stockings and desolating the country.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1089 of 3566

Gauls!  We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall
on our heads tomorrow.  But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
                -- Adventures of Asterix.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1090 of 3566

Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep".

        Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound
than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?  Listen to the difference:
        "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ... "Gay shlafen, darling."
Obvious, isn't it?
        Clearly the best thing you can do for you children is to start
speaking Yiddish right now and never speak another word of English as
long as you live.  This will, of course, entail teaching Yiddish to all
your friends, business associates, the people at the supermarket, and
so on, but that's just the point.  It has to start with committed
individuals and then grow ...
        Some minor adjustments will have to be made, of course: those
signs written in what look like Yiddish letters won't be funny when
everything is written in Yiddish.  And we'll have to start driving on
the left side of the road so we won't be reading the street signs
backwards.  But is that too high a price to pay for world peace?  I
think not, my friend, I think not.
                -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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