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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
-- Ogden Nash
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
-- Oscar Levant
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An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
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The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
And use them for his mittens
From "The Thirteen Clocks"
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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
-- Tom Lehrer
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Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender. You stand
convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want.
-- Tobias Smollet