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Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
        Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment
ruined.
 
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Harris's Lament:
        All the good ones are taken.
 
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Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he
makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean
famous for its wild horses.  I realize that the concept of wild horses
probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you
have never met any wild horses in person.  In person, they are like
enormous hooved rats.  They amble up to your camp site, and their
attitude is: "We're wild horses.  We're going to eat your food, knock
down your tent and poop on your shoes.  We're protected by federal law,
just like Richard Nixon."
                -- Dave Barry, "Tenting Grandpa Bob"
 
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Hartley's First Law:
        You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
 
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Hartley's Second Law:
        Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
 
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Harvard Law:
        Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,
temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will
do as it damn well pleases.
 
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"Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?"
"Yes, I don't have one."
"Okay, you can send mail to one of the tutors ..."
                -- E. D'Azevedo, Computer Science 372
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1198 of 3566

Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database" are
typed with the left hand?  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter
keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use
of both hands.  It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is
not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1199 of 3566

Hatred, n.:
        A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's
superiority.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1200 of 3566

Have an adequate day.
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