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Hamlet of Elsinore
Ruffled the critics by
Dropping this bomb:
"Phooey on Freud and his
I just love Mom."
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Hindsight is an exact science.
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An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle.
The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which
is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Hire the morally handicapped.
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"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had
money, he went to Southern California."
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"His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice"
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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"His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier."
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History is curious stuff
You'd think by now we had enough
Yet the fact remains I fear
They make more of it every year.
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Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we
learn nothing from history. I know people who can't even learn from
what happened this morning. Hegel must have been taking the long
-- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime Vocab"
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History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.