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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:

        #32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of
             you.
 
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Howe's Law:
        Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
 
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However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner ... sulking and nausea.
                -- Tom K. Ryan
 
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HR 3128.  Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986.  Martin, R-Ill.,
motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate
amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits.
The Senate amendment was an amendment to the House amendment to the
Senate amendment to the House amendment to the Senate amendment to the
bill.  The original Senate amendment was the conference agreement on
the bill.  Agreed to.
                -- Albuquerque Journal
 
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Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
 
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Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in
1929.  Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an
operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a urethral
catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of
his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took
the confirmatory x-ray film.  In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the
Nobel Prize.
 
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Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
 
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"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse."
                -- William Gilbert
 
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Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
        The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to ..... to ........ uh ..............
 
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I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a
professor or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any
other minority viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?
                -- Richard M. Nixon
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