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Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
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"I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from
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I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
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"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my
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I'm changing my name to Chrysler
I'm going down to Washington, D.C.
I'll tell some power broker
What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!
I'm changing my name to Chrysler,
I'm heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
-- Tom Paxton
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I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
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"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to
-- George McGovern
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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen
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I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
-- Spider Robinson
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"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate