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It won't work.
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But only Buddha pays Dividends.
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Job Placement, n.:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
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Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
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Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called
"Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do
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Join the march to save individuality!
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Jones's First Law:
Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction
to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their