|Freebsd Fortunes: 1951 of 3566|
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us
to pay income taxes, too?
-- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1952 of 3566|
Loose bits sink chips.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1953 of 3566|
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA,
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1954 of 3566|
Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1955 of 3566|
Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1956 of 3566|
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1957 of 3566|
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1958 of 3566|
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1959 of 3566|
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it
flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-- Matt Groening
|Freebsd Fortunes: 1960 of 3566|
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
-- Ogden Nash