|Freebsd Fortunes: 2001 of 3566|
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
-- Walt Kelly
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2002 of 3566|
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2003 of 3566|
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2004 of 3566|
Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam
-- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2005 of 3566|
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
-- Malcolm Smith
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2006 of 3566|
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2007 of 3566|
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2008 of 3566|
Mathematicians often resort to something called Hilbert space, which is
described as being n-dimensional. Like modern sex, any number can
-- Dr. Thor Wald, in "Beep/The Quincunx of Time", by
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2009 of 3566|
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2010 of 3566|
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a