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Freebsd Fortunes:  2081 of 3566

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless
there are three other people."
                -- Orson Welles
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2082 of 3566

My God, I'm depressed!  Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand
times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and
sending mail about softball games.  And I've got this pain right
through my ALU.  I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever
listens.  I think it would be better for us both if you were to just
log out again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2083 of 3566

"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?"
                -- MadameX
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2084 of 3566

My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet,
        And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet,
        And the skies are sunlit for him.
As sharply sweet to my heart he seems
        As the fragrance of acacia.
My own dear love, he is all my dreams --
        And I wish he were in Asia.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2085 of 3566

My love runs by like a day in June,
        And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
        In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
        Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart --
        And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2086 of 3566

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2087 of 3566

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2088 of 3566

My own dear love, he is strong and bold
        And he cares not what comes after.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold,
        And his eyes are lit with laughter.
He is jubilant as a flag unfurled --
        Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him.
My own dear love, he is all my world --
        And I wish I'd never met him.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2089 of 3566

"My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
Alley!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2090 of 3566

My pen is at the bottom of a page,
Which, being finished, here the story ends;
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done,
But stories somehow lengthen when begun.
                -- Byron
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