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A general leading the State Department resembles  a dragon commanding
ducks.
                -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
 
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A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.
                -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
 
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A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
of).
 
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A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific
game.  The player should estimate the distance the ball would have
traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there,
preferably atop a nice firm tuft of grass.
                -- Donald A. Metz
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  215 of 3566

A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and
placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or
rolled into the rough.  Such veering right or left frequently results
from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball
and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the
ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical
phenomena.
                -- Donald A. Metz
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  216 of 3566

A good question is never answered.  It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea.
                -- John Ciardi
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  217 of 3566

A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
                -- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  218 of 3566

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
                -- William James
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  219 of 3566

A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest
man a century.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  220 of 3566

A hypothetical paradox:
        What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security
team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of
Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
                -- Tom Galloway
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