Freebsd Fortunes

Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...

Overdrawn?  But I still have checks left!

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.

Ozman's Laws:
        (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he
            won't.
        (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they
            make.
        (3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
        (4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.

Painting, n.:
        The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

panic: can't find /

panic: kernel trap (ignored)

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much
better.
                -- Laurie Anderson

Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.