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Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars.  The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
                -- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer) "Venus on the Half
                   Shell"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2352 of 3566

Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill
them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2353 of 3566

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic
table.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2354 of 3566

Please ignore previous fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2355 of 3566

Please take note:
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2356 of 3566

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out".  Once punched
out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas,
and such.
                -- N. Meyrowitz
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2357 of 3566

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2358 of 3566

PLUNDERER'S THEME
(to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)

Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2359 of 3566

Pohl's law:
        Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2360 of 3566

Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host:   No.
Police: We've been getting complaints about this party.
Host:   About the drugs?
Police: No.
Host:   About the guns, then?  Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Host:   Oh, the noise.  Well that makes sense because there are no guns
        or drugs here.  (An enormous explosion is heard in the
        background.)  Or fireworks.  Who's complaining about the noise?
        The neighbors?
Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago.  Most of the recent
        complaints have come from Pittsburgh.  Do you think you could
        ask the host to quiet things down?
Host:   No Problem.  (At this point, a Volkswagon bug with primitive
        religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the living
        room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto the
        lawn, where it smashes into a tree.  Eight guests tumble out
        onto the grass, moaning.)  See?  Things are starting to wind
        down.
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