Freebsd Fortunes: 244 of 3566 |
A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 245 of 3566 |
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now
has no excuse for further procrastination.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 246 of 3566 |
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies
insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the
right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 247 of 3566 |
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the
rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 248 of 3566 |
A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a
"Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
-- Mahatma Ghandi
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 249 of 3566 |
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power
off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly:
"You can not fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no
understanding of what is going wrong." Knight turned the machine off
and on. The machine worked.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 250 of 3566 |
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 251 of 3566 |
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
-- Gloria Steinem
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 252 of 3566 |
A penny saved is ridiculous.
|
|
|
Freebsd Fortunes: 253 of 3566 |
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
|
|