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Real computer scientists don't comment their code.  The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2442 of 3566

Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.  They don't write
in anything less portable than a number two pencil.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2443 of 3566

Real computer scientists don't write code.  They occasionally tinker
with `programming systems', but those are so high level that they
hardly count (and rarely count accurately; precision is for
applications.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2444 of 3566

Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware.  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2445 of 3566

Real programmers disdain structured programming.  Structured
programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet-
trained.  They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise
clear desks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2446 of 3566

Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches.  If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.  Vending machines don't sell
quiche.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2447 of 3566

Real programmers don't comment their code.  It was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2448 of 3566

Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.  Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation.  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
much good it did them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2449 of 3566

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2450 of 3566

Real programmers don't write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write
in BASIC after reaching puberty.
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