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Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.
                -- Alvy Ray Smith
 
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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go
away".
                -- Philip K. Dick
 
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"Really ??  What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!"
 
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Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than
being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
 
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.  Depression is when you
lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3
recessions.
 
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Reclaimer, spare that tree!
Take not a single bit!
It used to point to me,
Now I'm protecting it.
It was the reader's CONS
That made it, paired by dot;
Now, GC, for the nonce,
Thou shalt reclaim it not.
 
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"Reintegration complete," ZORAC advised.  "We're back in the universe
again ..."  An unusually long pause followed, "... but I don't know
which part.  We seem to have changed our position in space."  A
spherical display in the middle of the floor illuminated to show the
starfield surrounding the ship.

"Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us," ZORAC
announced after a short pause.  "The designs are not familiar, but they
are obviously the products of intelligence.  Implications: we have been
intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and
transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown.
Apart from the unknowns, everything is obvious."
                -- James P. Hogan, "Giants Star"
 
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Reisner's Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
        If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2479 of 3566

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
                -- Anatole France
 
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"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used
it."
                -- Dave Barry
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