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Scott's first Law:
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
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Scott's second Law:
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
to have been wrong in the first place.
After the correction has been found in error, it will be
impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.
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Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table.
Kirk: Then it's of external origin?
Kirk: Mr. Sulu, go to pass two.
Sulu: Aye aye, sir, going to pass two.
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Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
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Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the
-- Richard Nixon
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Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
will pick the wrong one.
If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it
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"Section 126.96.36.199 AWNS (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).
In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a
multiline message byte.
In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message
must be sent passive true.
The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:
(1) The ANRS if DAV is false
(2) The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:
(a) The LADS is active
(b) Nor LACS is active"
-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
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Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
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"See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a way ..."