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"Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well the horned head:
We poor lads, 'tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.
Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme
Your friends to death before their time.
Moping, melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad."
                -- A. E. Housman
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2682 of 3566

"Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a
surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one
hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other
hand were unwilling to risk offending God's grandmother."
                -- Len Cool, "American Pie"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2683 of 3566

Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.D.  He was a
pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city
until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian .... To him is
ascribed the sublime confession: Credo quia absurdum est (I believe
because it is absurd).  This does not altogether accord with historical
fact, for he merely said:

        "And the Son of God died, which is immediately credible because
        it is absurd.  And buried he rose again, which is certain
        because it is impossible."

Thanks to the acuteness of his mind, he saw through the poverty of
philosophical and Gnostic knowledge, and contemptuously rejected it.
                -- C. G. Jung, in Psychological Types

(Tertullian was one of the founders of the Catholic Church).
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2684 of 3566

Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2685 of 3566

Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2686 of 3566

"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
                -- J. Finnegan, USC.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2687 of 3566

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
                -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2688 of 3566

"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"
                -- Foghorn Leghorn
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2689 of 3566

"That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2690 of 3566

That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
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