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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
-- Isaac Asimov
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The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
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"The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert."
-- D. Letterman
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The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:
Support your right to bare arms!
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The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
-- James Jeffrey Roche
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The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I
hope I don't get run over again.
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The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory,
in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.
But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for
whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
-- Matthew 5:37
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"The New York Times is read by the people who run the country. The
Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country.
The National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive
and running the country ..."
-- Robert J Woodhead
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the
-- Dennis M. Ritchie