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"The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their
-- Ed Bluestone, "The National Lampoon"
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"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!"
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The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
able to correct them.
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The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
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The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's
readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of
some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet
reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led
the field for many years in both chess and ax murders. It is well
known that as early as 1970, the U.S.S.R., aware of what a defeat at
Reykjavik would do to national prestige, implemented a vigorous program
of preparation and incentive. Every day for an entire year, a team of
psychologists, chess analysts and coaches met with the top three
Russian grand masters and threatened them with a pointy stick. That
these tactics proved fruitless is now a part of chess history and a
further testament to the American way, which provides that if you want
something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from
-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
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The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
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The steady state of disks is full.
-- Ken Thompson
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make
-- Mayor Frank Rizzo
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"The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever."
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The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant