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The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
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"The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity
that would be clearly understood."
-- Alexander Haig
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"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune."
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The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
It must have blown through someone's feet,
Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
-- P. Opus
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
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The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
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The world's as ugly as sin,
And almost as delightful
-- Frederick Locker-Lampson
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The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of
four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all
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Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations.
He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan,
then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open
If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he should
not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of himself.
Such a man would expect a pear of a peach tree.
Such a man would expect a stone to lay an egg.
Such a man would expect Sears to assemble a lawnmower.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"