|Freebsd Fortunes: 3001 of 3566|
There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3002 of 3566|
There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs
tied during the month of April.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3003 of 3566|
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3004 of 3566|
"There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and
love of the Fatherland."
-- Adolf Hitler
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3005 of 3566|
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3006 of 3566|
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a
-- Arthur C. Clarke
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3007 of 3566|
There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3008 of 3566|
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3009 of 3566|
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the
tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not
abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and
war hold him in check. And also the wife who wants him home by five,
-- Encyclopedia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 3010 of 3566|
"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their
-- Ken Olson, President of DEC, World Future Society