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This is your fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3082 of 3566

This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
        And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
                -- Firesign Theater
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3083 of 3566

This land is made of mountains,
This land is made of mud,
This land has lots of everything,
For me and Elmer Fudd.

This land has lots of trousers,
This land has lots of mousers,
And pussycats to eat them
When the sun goes down.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3084 of 3566

This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life,
you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where
to go.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3085 of 3566

This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3086 of 3566

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with
great force.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3087 of 3566

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of
the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many
solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were
largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,
which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of
paper that were unhappy.
                -- Douglas Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3088 of 3566

"This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like."
                -- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3089 of 3566

This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland
student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.

        One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use
        Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one
        computer language to another and has a built-in editing system
        which identifies errors in the original program.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3090 of 3566

This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't.
                -- Hofstadter
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