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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson
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Vail's Second Axiom:
The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
amount of work already completed.
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Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom: I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
-- Tom Chapin
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Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Ordinary flavor, standard. See FLAVOR. When used of food,
very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla
extract! For example, "vanilla-flavored won ton soup" (or simply
"vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary won ton soup, as opposed to hot
and sour won ton soup.
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Velilind's Laws of Experimentation:
(1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only
(2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data
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Veni, Vidi, Visa.
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Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
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Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life."
Orac: "It is unlikely. I would predict there are far greater mistakes
waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it."
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
-- Salvor Hardin