Freebsd Fortunes: 3207 of 3566 |
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3208 of 3566 |
VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3209 of 3566 |
Vote anarchist
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3210 of 3566 |
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3211 of 3566 |
VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3212 of 3566 |
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3213 of 3566 |
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3214 of 3566 |
Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3215 of 3566 |
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
-- Charles Edward Montague
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Freebsd Fortunes: 3216 of 3566 |
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
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