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"We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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"We are upping our standards ... so up yours."
-- Pat Paulsen for President, 1988.
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We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
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We cannot put the face of a person on a stamp unless said person is
deceased. My suggestion, therefore, is that you drop dead.
-- James E. Day, Postmaster General
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"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
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"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
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We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a
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We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!
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We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?
-- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commission
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"We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an
hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down
mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on
our grave singing Haleleuia ..."
-- Monty Python