Freebsd Fortunes

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Whistler's Law:
        You never know who is right, but you always know who is in
charge.

"Who cares if it doesn't do anything?  It was made with our new
Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."

Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
                -- A. E. Housman

Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?

Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
                -- George Ade

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.

Who's on first?