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That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we
still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,
there's the rub.
For all dreams are not equal,
some exit to nightmare
most end with the dreamer
But at least one must be lived ... and died.
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Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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"Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the
Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact
that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately
unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep
up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
-- A analysis of Neo-Nazis, from "The Badger" comic
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Air is water with holes in it
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed
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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
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Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
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Alex Haley was adopted!