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Workers of the world, arise!  You have nothing to lose but your
chairs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3432 of 3566

World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced
dress code!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3433 of 3566

Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:
        August.  The lines are the shortest, though.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3434 of 3566

Worst Month of the Year:
        February.  February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't
get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3435 of 3566

Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
        From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
damage my videotapes?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3436 of 3566

Worst Vegetable of the Year:
        The brussels sprout.  This is also the worst vegetable of next
year.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3437 of 3566

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3438 of 3566

"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish
and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer
if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and
and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and
and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3439 of 3566

Write-Protect Tab, n.:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly
left by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error
message once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the
momentary inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3440 of 3566

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
                -- Frank Zappa
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